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In honor of national dog day here is a picture of my baby Bear being a precious guard dog. #bear #puppygram #dogsofinstagram #rottweiler

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So my dog really likes chewing on wood. So much so that he picked up this log and decided it would make a great chew toy. He’s so silly it’s kind of adorable. #bear #puppygram #dogsofinstagram #rottweiler

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My #mcm is @harleyplays. Look at that beard guys. That beard is majestic. #harleyplays #beardsarebeautiful #blesshisbeard

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Doctor Who is TOMORROW and I lost my BBCAmerica. I am SO FUCKING TEMPTED to spend $40 on an iTunes season 8 season pass but I owe people money. Woe is me.

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  • Question: What do you call a girlfriend who doesn't "feel like" fucking for almost two months? A ROOMMATE! - Anonymous
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    princeburrito:

    dirtyberd:

    What do you call a partner who probably isn’t satisfying their girlfriend’s emotional needs to the point where she isn’t turned on by them anymore because they don’t understand that arousal starts way outside of the bedroom? YOU.

    boom. shotgunned.

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obviouslybenhughes:

nare-bear:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

BRUH

Quidditch Pong doe…

I would like to play all of these please.

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